Monday, June 27, 2011

Advice?

Dear Counsel, My name is Elizabeth Nakamura. I am writing your firm regarding enforcement of divorce settlement with my ex husband who resides in your jurisdiction. If you are in the position to represent me, kindly advice.

Your's truly,
Elizabeth Nakamura.

Give me all your money!
I'll even throw in an edit.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Beware: Booth Diva



Coney Island, Brooklyn

Monday, June 13, 2011

What I Had to Say: Talk About Perverted

Based on the results of a Marist College poll published by NY1, the majority of voters in Representative Anthony Weiner's district want him to remain in office. In a real democracy, that would be the end of the discussion. Yet the witch hunt continues. Speak on it here, assuming Salem isn't your societal ideal.

My comments: In the absence of illegal conduct, it is unpatriotic, undemocratic, and frankly outrageous for ANYONE but a representative's constituents to say he or she should leave office, a decision that is the province of voters -- remember? It is especially outrageous in this instance because the majority of voters in Representative Weiner's district want him to remain in office. How dare you declare yourself more important than the will of the people. I am sick of your hypocrisy and insanity, Pelosi, Boehner, et al. I also don't believe Representative Lee from upstate New York should have had to resign in the absence of illegal behavior this past February. Either way, and despite all your bloviating, you were not appointed, and therefore have no right, to judge people's personal, sexual lives this way or to ruin them because they don't conduct their personal, sexual lives in the same way as you.* Would your emails and photos stand up to this level of scrutiny? Given your total lack of character in repeatedly bringing pain to the middle and working class, the answer to that question is an emphatic no. And Democrats, this is exactly why I am a member of Bernie Sanders' Independent party. Please stop dragging my country, and one of the few representatives to advocate healthcare not just for YOU but for the people, through the mud. How do you live with yourselves, given that, aided by your mainstream media flunkies, you are the bringers of genocide, both domestically and internationally? Talk about perverted. Wake up!

*Hmm, or maybe they do.

Monday, June 06, 2011

The Land Is Dry

And baby, I am so thirsty.

And Americans are so judgmental of one another, sheesh. So many pursed lips, cries of disapproval, as if they matter, over things that don't even involve them or pertain to the public domain. Silly hens. We've all done things we're embarrassed about, or that are even "wrong," in our personal lives, right? I know I have. And I'm not referring to sex, something a lot of you people seem to have a fucked up view of, if you don't mind my saying. If you do, why is that, do you think? Do you expect everyone to adhere to the personal guidelines you set for yourself, in your personal life? I don't because it's not realistic. Does that make me a nihilist? Haven't you ever wanted someone, something that was bad for you? Have you faced that? Have you resisted? Haven't you ever had someone really good, even once? I only pose that last one because your current cries come off limp, and register deprived.

The Land Is Dry.