Meanwhile...

Why not, White House reporters?

What if

the White House reporters showed up to press briefings wearing combat helmets?

Why not?

Come on, do something.

Get creative.

Why not film them when they black you out (or, you know, just turn the cameras back on yourselves)?

Why not become a bit unpredictable?

Get a bit crafty.

Why not?

Employ that oddball, chin-up bag of tricks I would hope you've assembled by now, assuming you've done other reporting.

Come on, some of you must have.

Forget what they think of you. Put them on defense. Pivot. Be direct. Clear. Interrupt non-answers by repeating the question non-answered.

Come on, do something.

Your combat helmets will protect you.

Yes, I Still Think About You Late At Night...