Mad Libs for Newsies

I've been enjoying my daily reads of various strange headlines from various strange sources for years now, so this year, I decided to compile them into a series, being a news broad and all.

The first series captured the essence of my 7-year 718 experience, while the second series, debuting today, features headlines that have flooded my inbox daily from Nextdoor Silver Lake during my 7 years here—mad libs for newsies:

FBI Accosted Worm Helicopter

Man Leaving Notes About Contacting FBI Around Yucca and Las Palmas
Postmate Driver Accosted
Worm Moon 03/28/21
Re: Helicopter Circling???