Translation: The Test Float

Headline:
"Bolton Calls Regime Change 'the Only Long-Term Solution' in Iran"

Translation:
They want to launch a war in Iran, a long-term invasion, just like they did in Iraq.

Yes, I know what they said about Iraq. And I knew it was nonsense.

This is the test float

I already know what my next letter to those two will be about.
Dear Giggle Twins...