Talk About a Wellness Woman Exam, Huh?

In this week's weird health insurance encounter, aka 1-800-WTF, a rep urged me to ask my regular doctor to also do my complete eye exam, as if she's just going to roll out this hidden eye exam equipment, or fit me for the lenses I just mentioned I need, or adjust my glasses I just told you I need adjusted.

Meanwhile, my doctor is also my gynecologist, so could you even imagine; I'm there in the stirrups and hark! a portable set of those eye binoculars rolls down from the ceiling, so now I'm getting not only the regular checkup and pap smear, but my eyes checked--simultaneously!