Sunday, October 28, 2012

East Coast, Calm Down?

Shoving people with your cart on purpose at the grocery store? You're scraping rock bottom here, sir.

Getting (throwing?) olives from the salad bar all over the floor, does that help you somehow? I mean, it's not like these olives are right on the edge; they're far down enough in the olive tray that you'd need to be handling them to move them over to the next aisle, floor. I think we better start sedating the hyper-reactive among us.

Also, I wish the olive I smashed down on before realizing it was there had been a grape.

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